There Are No Chemtrails You F***ing Morons

So, there are some pretty common images floating around the net that purport to show 'Chemtrail Planes'. As with most things coming out of conspiracy theory forums, they are full of shit.

Let's go over a few, shall we?

Spraying Devices!

HOLY SHITBALLS!!! SOME DEVICE ON A PLANE!!!!

This one get's forwarded a LOT on conspiracy emails and posted on web forums. It does look odd, and most people haven't seen anything like that before. So, CHEMTRAIL PROOF!!!

EXCEPT...It's not really. It's a single plane, this one, in fact:

Registration N701BN. Look it up. It's for atmospheric research with the department of energy.

OMG. But THIS is totally a spray plane!!

OMG! It's a sprayer! What else could it be??????

EXCEPT...

Well, it is, but not the kind you think. This is actually an NKC-135A with the refueling boom removed and replaced with a water sprayer. Why did they do this? To test ice accumulation on wings at high altitude. Here's a picture of the sprayer in action:

Either that or chemtrail planes just act like dicks to fighter aircraft.

Well explain this you SHEEPLE!!!

Here's another one that gets passed around a lot. There are several versions.

Each little keg is dreaming about increasing global warming and sterilizing your grandkids.

EXCEPT...

You have to admit, this looks kind of weird. Why would something like this exist? To test the movement of passengers inside a flying 777, actually. They pump the water around the tanks in flight to simulate passengers getting up and moving around. Note that in the 'chemtrail' image they dishonestly added a bit of 'hazmat' text around the sign using photoshop that doesn't appear in the link.

We can go on and on like this.

Here's the problem though: A rational person, if a picture showing something like that is debunked, or even several debunked in a row, will eventually say 'Hmm, maybe I need to rethink my starting premise.' An irrational person will simply discard the image and continue to pull up more, ignoring the fact that it was debunked. This is what Chemtrail people do, and I have neither the time not the Christlike patience to cover all the bullshit they throw out.

I will cover one more item, mainly because it is ALWAYS mentioned by these people. They always come around to the statement: "Contrails NEVER used to last that long in the sky. Nope! Never! It's only recently with the CHEMTRAIL planes that these trails persist in the sky!" Something like that.

Instead of arguing the point, I'm going to give you a simple image:

WTF???

That's a picture taken of an anti-aircraft battery during WWII. The skies show trails from bombers and fighter aircraft. I would like to point out that this is in the 1940s.

THE NINETEEN FU*KING FORTIES.

So take your 'they didn't stick around that long when I was a kid' bullshit and cram it up your gullible ass.