So, a certain someone gave me this documentary called "What in the World Are They Spraying". It's meant to be a huge tell-all, able to convince even the most hardened skeptic, using hard facts, that it was actually Darren Wilson who shot JKF. Wait, no, that's not right. Sorry, I'm getting my conspiracy theories mixed up. This has something to do with chemtrails, seeds, and a discussion on tornadoes by a crystal healer. Or something. Well, what the hell, I'll watch this damn thing so you don't have to. Please excuse the 'stream of thought' style of writing, as everything following this paragraph was written as running commentary while the film was playing, pausing occasionally.
Really wish I had Crow and Tom Servo along on this one. Let's get right into it!
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We're first introduced to a lot of various people I assume we're going to hear from later:
Mark McCandlish – Claims he had secret clearance. Worked on the programs that created the ChemTrail programs? Hmmm, turns out not really. Was an artist it turns out who drew pictures of flying saucers and aliens that another guy who claimed to have seen the plans told him about. Seriously That's his claim to fame. That being said, the guy isn't 100% full of shit, only about 98%. Turns out that the 'flying saucer' was actually the same prototype VTOL aircraft the Air Force was experimenting with that the time that didn't work out as well as later models.
Scott Stevens – Talking hairdo. Uses the title of 'weather man'. That's strange, because he USED to use the term 'meteorologist'. Why the change? Oh, you see he got fired when it came to light that no, he never actually finished any schooling that would make him a real meteorologist like he claimed. He lied, simply put, and doesn't actually have the knowledge to do what he's doing. But he uses 'weather man' as that won't get him in trouble like when he called himself a meteorologist.
Claim: No blue skies are seen anymore, no dew on the ground in the Midwest? Were the filmmakers assuming that no one in the Midwest would actually SEE this film? The bullshit is thick already.
Claims of ultra high temps that are unheard of. Really? There were ultra high temps in Missouri in winter/cold in summer in the 20s. 1816 was the year with no summer. This isn't exactly new.
Mountain of data? Never shown. This is a common thing throughout this film.
Snow full of aluminum? Where's your data for that?
Barium in rain? So? Here's a little not about the samples they used.
"Samples of water were collected in August 2007, in Stamps Arkansas, by leaving some bowls outside for a month The resultant dirty water was tested by KSLA and was found to have the same amount of barium in it as most municipal tap water." So yeah, no big deal.
Random guy in cowboy hat: geo engineering causing drought in California! California drought happened several times in 1870s, and a MAJOR one in the 1890s, caused by 'geo engineering' then too?
They talk 'Geo engineering data' and never provide any of it.
They talk a lot of nonsense about how we KNOW the climate should behave like this, but it doesn't because of these chemtrails... we don't actually KNOW what the climate should do, period. This is the same problem the global warming alarmists have: climate is unpredictable in the extreme. Anyone who claims like they do that they KNOW exactly what the climate should be doing is lying, no matter what his agenda is.
"Dr." Nick Begich is introduced. Yet another fraud. His 'diploma', based on what he himself claims on his own personal website, came from "Open International University", which is an unaccredited diploma mill in Nigeria. In short, he is lying about his 'credentials'. Would you like me to have the title 'Dr.' in front of my name? Only costs a few thousand dollars according to the "university's" literature.
Part of the course work this 'Open International University' allows you to specialize in, btw, is 'karmic and crystal healing'. Yeah... that sounds legitimate. He claims HAARP disrupts or "corkscrewing along the lines" of the earths magnetic field. The man doesn't even understand what a magnetic field is. His 'expertise' is nothing more than marketing at people who are easily frightened and too loose with their money. Every 'article' he writes is nothing more than a marketing ploy for any one of the various items he offers for sale. He's a snake oil peddler who preys on fearful people. Seriously, check out his website.
His claims about HAARP are equally unfounded. He talks as if everyone knows how the array 'controls the weather' (or causes chronic fatigue, or blew up the space shuttle, or 50,000 other conspiracy theories about it I've found). They present no evidence for anything at all. We are expected to believe it just because this guy, a man who bought his degree in 'alternative medicine' from a diploma mill in Nigeria, says so.
This film has a habit of doing the following: They describe some very obvious and well known piece of data, for example, how hail forms in a storm. THEN, they make the rhetorical jump by basically saying 'OK, since I'm an expert and we all just KNOW this weather control stuff is obviously true, then you can see how obvious it is that this is because of weather control...' Add some spooky music and some sped up time lapse photography and you have instantly the climate alarmist equivalent of the Da Vinci Code. Nothing they say actually FOLLOWS from the reasons they give. You're just expected to BELIEVE them because... why? Because he bought a degree from Nigeria?
Mark McCandlish talks about chemtrails now causing hail storms so powerful that they have baseball sized at sometimes. He says it like it's something new, and it's not. Freak hailstorms with MASSIVE hail have been recorded all over, particularly in the American Midwest ever since they have kept official records. This includes a frighteningly massive one that hit the town of Potter Nebraska on July 6th, 1928 that made the town look like it had been attacked from the air. An interesting thing about that hailstorm in particular is that it was also when they found the largest hailstone ever recorded until then: a single hailstone weighing one and a half POUNDS. Was Goerge Soros seeding the sky back then too?
Dr. James Fleming is shown at one point. He is presented as a source, same as everyone else up to this point, implying that he is adding his weight to this argument, and talks about climate and warfare. What he says is pretty generic and doesn't seem to fit with the rest of the film. This shouldn't be surprising as Dr. Fleming, who did NOT get his degree from Nigeria, who actually has REAL credentials and knowledge, is actively AGAINST the entire idea of the chemtrail conspiracy. Fleming has responded publicly that he was interviewed, and it was several hours of interview time on general topics about weather, climate and military implications. They simply cut and pasted parts of the interview to make it look like Fleming was a shill for chemtrails, kind of like how the media made Pope Benedict seem to be promoting condom use.
Talking hairdo man Scott Stevens, the man who faked being a meteorologist, says, purely on the basis of his own 'authority' how it's easy to 'get rid of a storm with HAARP, just turn it off'. Really? Got any proof of that?
Michael Agne is the guy who talks about derivatives trading for crops and the like. His entire piece can be summed up in the following manner: "You can sell derivatives and make a lot of money if you know how to structure them. Would I be able to make even more money if I had some way to control the weather? Yeah, because then I could insure crops for a super high amount and make more when they fail then when they grow." Well, no shit. That can be said about ANY type of insurance. His presence here doesn't really make sense. He isn't proving anything about cloud seeding or chemtrails or anything else. I wonder if he knew why they were interviewing him. He is presented in such a way as to imply that he buys into all this, but never actually says anything about the specific topic.
Switches back to pretend weatherman who talks about buying heating credits if you want to cause cold in the Midwest, etc. This segment is meant to float on the authority given by an actual businessman in the previous segment mentioned above, but actually doesn't tie in in any logical manner. It's simply hairdo man saying 'that's what they do.' And your proof of this is, what again? Oh yeah! You never gave it.
Mark McCandlish talks about how derivatives is just gambling about the weather. Well, no shit. ALL insurance is gambling. Term Life Insurance is gambling that you won't die before age 50 so they don't have to pay out any of the money you paid them. Car insurance companies are gambling that they will get more money in revenue from you than you enter as claims. You see... people make money from this which means (get ready kids, here comes the leap. GET READY) and because they make money, THEY ARE CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!!!! QED BITCHES!!! Or something.....
Next up is Larry Oxley. He is a genuine businessman, like Michael Agne. He talks about derivatives in weather insurance. Side searches indicate he actually pioneered combining these various types of insurance as investment vehicles. He actually doesn't support any of the chem trail stuff, but he is added in an effort to give authority to the rest of the presentation.
A regular and dishonest trend in this film is the continuous switching from little snips, mid-sentence, from something like a prerecorded lecture on a general topic, like changes in precipitation levels and the resultant effect on crops, to the middle of a sentence on a different topic by hairdo man talking about the 'particulates that these chem trails are dropping'. It's a classic attempt to assume authority from someone who actually has it by someone who doesn't. Kind of like how politicians just LOVED having their picture taken next to Mother Teresa even if they didn't give a shit about the poor.
tidbit facts thrown out like 'rain in amounts of 1.5 inches per HOUR that are just totally bizarre!!' Really? That's odd because searching storm records online you find a LOT of instances of rain like that from all over the country dating back to even the 30s. Again, was George Soros seeding the clouds back then too?
Annoying bit of dishonesty keep cropping up: Sections taken from prerecorded interviews of people who are never named, at events that are never named, and you're not told what the topic is they are discussing. They quotes are obviously lifted mid-paragraph, many times, mid-sentence and are meant, along with the ever present spooky or at times mournful piano music, to add weight and authority. Hell, it could be anybody talking about anything. How is that evidence?
Lots of articles get shown in the frame, always blurry so you can't actually see what they are about. Again, to add authority. You get laughable 'references' too, like reference to 'news' sites like "Fellowship of the Minds" which is a step below such paragons of journalism like Infowars and also hosts nonsense about how the Sandy Hook murder was actually a government false flag operation, etc.
Unnamed person introduces us to our film's villain: GEORGE MUTHA F***IN' SOROS! EEEEEEEKKKK!!!!
You see, George Soros buys farmland. George Soros has money, lots of money, so..... GEORGE SOROS IS CONTROLLING THE WEATHER!
Cutting back to Dr. Fleming talking about various points in history where people fought over water rights. Historical facts... trying to shoehorn them in to 'prove' something or another. Doesn't tie in with the rest of the thought though. Yeah, Babylonians fought wars about controlling the waterways back then too. DAMN YOU TIME TRAVELING GEORGE SOROS!
Sherrie Klappert (CERTIFIED) organic farmer. Yes, CERTIFIED organic, damnit, and don't you forget it! (whatever that means). Why she is in this is a mystery. She wants the soil to be better. Well, yeah, misuse of the soil is a big problem...
Joel, another organic farmer and in my eyes the first CERTIFIED non cracker in this film. He mentions briefly that he's had issues with a couple of certain crops not growing well.
Cut back to Professor crystal healing insinuating that hey, what if you introduced something into the chem trails that could control the crops???? Uh.....
Voice over, I'm GUESSING it's Sherrie above talking about noticing chemtrails increasing over the years. Holy shit! You mean that as transcontinental air travel has drastically increased over that last few decades you've noticed more planes in the sky? Get out of town! No way!!!
Minutes of hearsay and anecdotal BS from hairdo man about how this one time is saw this cloud just, like, dissolve man...
Exposition by McCandlish about how if you could control the weather, you would have a lot of power. Yeah, if I could control the output of the sun I would have even greater power. Does that then prove that George Soros has a solar flare generating machine?
Watching more of this, I think it was George Soros not Moses who announced the plagues of Egypt.
Dark implication that the tornado that hit Joplin was caused by weather control.... Proof is... Well, five days before that there were TRAILS in the sky over California!!! So, there were never contrails in the sky before that? And if there were, why weren't there tornadoes? There's no proof here, just more assertions were supposed to take based on McCandlish personal authority. What kind of asshole things that the science of meteorology is SOOOO well understood that you can 'seed the clouds' FIVE days before and make a tornado hit a SPECIFIC city? How the fuck stupid does he think people are? Pretty stupid I'd say.
We go back to Sherrie. She says she has noticed a direct correlation between the chemtrails and the produce she's growing not looking as healthy and vibrant. This is funny because Lorelei and I recently watched a Dirty Jobs episode where Mike Rowe is visiting an organic farm in Hawaii that is growing specialty coffee beans organically. Their business and crops are doing EXTREMELY well. Are coffee plants somehow immune from the evil mystical forces of George Soros or, perhaps, is our friend Sherrie not quite as good a farmer as she thinks she is.
Rosalind Peterson comes back on and states that 'all crop failures are related to weather modification'. Yes, she states that in the universal. Not even 'caused by inclement weather', but caused by weather modification. Because when the grain crops failed in France right before the French Revolution, that was apparently caused by George Soros too.... Apparently the man is a Time Lord.
Sinister statement: micro-climates (that is, the climates of specific areas) determine what crops grow best in that area. Our micro climates aren't stable. Well, no. I'm sure the Vikings that were growing crops and raising sheep in Greenland when the ice came were more than a little pissed when the ice came and swallowed their homes (some of which they are excavating, btw. FASCINATING story, look it up!). Used to grow grapes in northern England at one point too. Read some of the things that Ben Franklin wrote in relation to the almanac, he also mentions that some crops were not doing well anymore in certain areas. NONE OF THIS PROVES OR EVEN GIVES EVIDENCE FOR 'CHEMTRAILS'.
Barb Peterson talks again. She is the older farm lady we saw earlier who wasn't actually introduced. She runs farmwars. More on her in a second.
Sherrie Klappert comes back on about how rainfall isn't really predictable as she thinks it used to be... I'm beginning to actually think she has a mild mental disability based on the way she talks. Not being sly or sarcastic or something. Being serious. There's something with her that isn't right.
Back to Joel. Seems fungus got to his Chinese cabbage this year. (DUN DUN DUUUUUNNNN!!) well crap, our bell peppers didn't do anything this last year when just the year before we had a bumper crop. Oh, even the Roman histories make brief mentions of crop failures in areas that previously were amazingly fertile. Damn time lords!
Barb Peterson claims that Monsanto has a patent on a compound that address all the abiotic stresses that have been discussed up until now, and all the plants involved. OMG!!! Except.... No you lying hag, they actually don't. The patent Barb and FarmWars is talking about here is actually a jointly held patent that, no, DOES NOT cover everything. Monsanto doesn't own a part of it. The patent in question is actually held jointly by the USDA and Brazil's Department of Agriculture. But saying that doesn't seem as scary as saying 'MONSANTO' with creepy music in the background.
The film keeps cutting to Sherrie and Joel. What, were there no other organic farmers anywhere in the Hawaiian islands? Are these two indicative of ALL farming? Nothing is ever said. I think these were the most believable sob stories they could find.
I think this film is geared toward people who have never grown anything. Barb talks about Monsanto offering a 'drought tolerant seed', and acts like it's f***ing magic or something. I'm guessing she doesn't know that farmers for hundreds of years were trying any way they could think of to raise varities of certain crops in ways that would fights against stresses in their environment. It's on reason you have 15 pages of tomato seeds that aren't genetically modified when you get a garden catalog.
"Monsanto sales seem to correlate with weather problems." Yay for Barb again falling into the same logical fallacy that plagues 90% of this file: the assumption that correlation (or more in this case ASSUMED correlation) equals causation. BTW, the surge in popularity recently of the Fiat 500 in the US seemed to correlate with high gas prices. So it's obvious that Fiat is causing all the wars, disasters, political unrest and incrase in the standard of living in China and India that caused gas prices to be so high in the recent past! QED!!!
Barb now claims that Bill Gates is causing failures in crops. Perhaps he is a time lord as well?
Barb claims that Monsanto is to blame for the drought in Africa and all the associated death. Hey Barb, you know that a little over 100 years ago drought meant starvation and death in the areas we know as Western Civilization too. Remember that Irish Potato famine? We don't have that now. Why? Because of the industrial revolution, property rights, increases in farming technology, etc. Africa is absolutely backwards and has none of these things, so, Africa still starves. That's not exactly Monsanto's fault.
Monsanto offers drought tolerant corn to African countries suffering severe drought. This is evil for some reason. What should they do, offer corn seed that will die easily from drought? What exactly does this bitch want? They are 'disaster capitalists'. Would you call someone who sells cars to people whose cars have broken down to be a disaster capitalist? Hell, Africa doesn't have to take the corn. They can always starve too, I guess, which seems to be what Barb would prefer.
But wait!!!!! MONSANTO IS CAUSING THE DROUGHT!!!! DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN!!!!!
They keep talking about the 'toxic chemicals' that we are dumping via chemtrails. They just assume it, and to buy into what they're saying, you have to simply assume it too.
Michael Murphy, our host for this sad bit on of cinema, comes on screen to start summarizing. This is an enormous 'just so' story that requires ignoring physics, chemistry, common sense, and never asking for evidence in order to swallow. Evidence, seriously, they have provided NONE. Not a single claim, not a single correctly structured argument. Everything has been hearsay by people who either aren't actually promoting this agenda, are demonstrable frauds, or are simply have no real knowledge of the topic in question.
Know what this reminds me of? Alberto Rivera. Look him up in Wikipedia. He was a huge anti Catholic propagandist who claimed to have been a Jesuit secret agent before converting to being a fundamentalist. He made lots and lots of wild conspiracy charges against the Church, even so far as we carefully created Islam. He never actually gave, you know, EVIDENCE for these claims. Oh, and there was this little thing of him actually living in Hoboken, NJ with active warrants out for his arrest for check fraud during the same time he claimed is was in Spain being made into a Jesuit priest, but that's just what MONSANTO wants you to think!!! Wait, I'm getting tired and all this is blurring together. That's it, I'm done. YAY FOR CREDITS!!
Wait, someone actually wanted their name associated with the making of his shit sandwich?
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